Monday, June 25, 2007



* How does a "self-help" group work?

* What would you use to dilute water?

* If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

* I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

* If you're in hell, and you get mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

* How can something be new and improved? If it's new, what's it improving on?

* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

* If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

* Can blind people see their dreams?

* Why are blackboards green?

* If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

* If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

* Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

* Do sore thumbs really stick out?

* Why are boxing "rings" square?

* If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

* If someone vanishes without a trace, how do people know they're missing?

* Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

* Why are SOFTballs hard?

* Do vampires get AIDS?

* Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out."?

* Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I think I'll eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

* Why is it called football when you don't really use your feet?

* Why do they say an alarm clock is "going off" when it's really turning on?

* If you decide to be indecisive, what are you?

* If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

* Have you ever thought about what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?

* You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

* On the telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 instead of 1?

* Has anyone actually killed two birds with one stone?

* Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

* How do they get boats in those glass bottles?