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* How does a "self-help" group work?

* What would you use to dilute water?

* If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

* I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

* If you're in hell, and you get mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

* How can something be new and improved? If it's new, what's it improving on?

* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

* If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

* Can blind people see their dreams?

* Why are blackboards green?

* If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, then why practice?

* If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

* Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

* Do sore thumbs really stick out?

* Why are boxing "rings" square?

* If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

* If someone vanishes without a trace, how do people know they're missing?

* Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

* Why are SOFTballs hard?

* Do vampires get AIDS?

* Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out."?

* Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say "I think I'll eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

* Why is it called football when you don't really use your feet?

* Why do they say an alarm clock is "going off" when it's really turning on?

* If you decide to be indecisive, what are you?

* If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

* Have you ever thought about what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?

* You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for.

* On the telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 instead of 1?

* Has anyone actually killed two birds with one stone?

* Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

* How do they get boats in those glass bottles?

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HOTTEST HOLLYWOOD DADS OF 2007

We just can't get enough of the Hottest Guys of Hollywood. Now the Hottest Dads of 2007.

1. BRAD PITT




2. JOHNNY DEPP





3. TOM CRUISE




4. BEN AFFLECK


We just can't get enough of the Hottest Hollywood Dads of 2007. The sexiest dudes of holywood are now the sexiest dads of 2007.


5. PATRICK DEMPSEY





6. JUDE LAW




7. MATT DAMON

PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL

I'm using Photoshop Elements 5.00 to enhance and tweak my photos. This Photoshop version is a newbie darling. If you have never used Photoshop before, this version will make you an instant Photoshop enthusiast.

The most common task that people want to learn with photoshop is how to change the background.

Here's how..

1. Open your "Background Photo" in Photoshop Elements.
2. Drag and Drop the Photo (Angelina and Brad's Family) you want the background changed in the work area. See illustration below.



3. Drag and Drop the Photo over the background Photo.



4. Click the Magic Wand (On the left side of the work area). Select the areas you want to remove. Choose Edit then Cut until all the elements of the old background dissapears.




5. Click the Eraser tool if desired. Slowly remove all the background elements from the original photo.

6. Click the Crop tool to match the size of the original photo to its new background.

7. And you're done.

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FREE GAMES

Free Games anyone? Sony Playstation, Nintendo, Gameboy has ruled our gaming life for so long. But our good old PC is making a comback with Internet & Flash games gaining a lion share of the market. Free Games are sure winners no matter how many times the landscape changes!

From time to time I'll be posting FREE Games. Enjoy!

1. Super Mario for XP - Good ol' fun game made for the PC.

DOWNLOAD SUPER MARIO XP HERE







2. TOWER DEFENSE Flash Game - Flash Player is required to load this game in your browser.

PLAY TOWER DEFENSE HERE

DOWNLOAD FUNKY MUSIC 105 MP3

**Read Instructions below to Download FUNKY MIX 105 MP3**

FUNKY MIX 105 MP3

1: 2 Step
by: Unk (77 BPM) (4:34)
Mix by Dave Jackson

2: I'm A Flirt
by: Bow Wow & R Kelly F/T.I. (138 BPM) (6:30)
Mix by Mark Roberts

3: Last Night
by: Diddy F/ Keyshia Cole (121 BPM) (5:05)
Mix by Dave Jackson

4: Outta My System
by: Bow Wow F/T Pain & Johnta Austin (84 BPM) (6:12)
Mix by Crowd Control

5: Throw Some D's
by: Rich Boy F/Polow Da Don (80 BPM) (4:50)
Mix by Stacy Mier

6: Not A Criminal
by: Chamillionaire F/Kelis (99 BPM) (5:11)
Mix by Mark Roberts

7: DJ 2nd Nature's Hip Hop Medley 2006
by: Various Artists (19:36 BPM) (80-136)
Mix by DJ 2nd Nature

8: The Sweet Escape (Konvict Remix)
by: Gwen Stefani F/Akon (120 BPM) (4:56)
Mix by Mark Roberts
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To download Funky Mix 106 MP3, get a torrent client like utorrent HERE
Then download FUNKY MIX 105 HERE.


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WHAT'S ON MY NOKIA N70

We all love cellphones. Let's admit it! the technology is amazing and I dare say it can only get better.

So far, these are the great warez I have on my cellphone.

1. SMARTMOVIE by lonelycatgames
My portable DVD player and converter. How would like your favorite DVD movie everywhere you go. For the least amount of time and with great quality you may be able to convert and compress an entire movie and watch it in your cellphone. It comes with a convertion sofware for the PC and the player software for the cellphone. It's so easy to convert. with a lot of defaults and a few press will get you going right away

2. PHRASE BOOKS Italian/German/French/Spanish/Chinese/Japanese by HNHSoft


If you just moved in to a new country. and you want to get by and know where to get a taxi , where to find a restaurant, a bank, a hospital, or even places to stay. These are common phrases you need in every country you go to. a survival kit tailor made for the traveler on the go.

3. MONSTER HOUSE by artificial mind and movement


Inspired by the popular cartoon movie Monster's house. This game looks easy. but it ain't easy. The first stage will make you think.. "Am I just going to avoid the angry chairs, the flying books.that's it!?". Yes, in playing this game you got to avoid the chairs to get to the next stage. but it isn't about avoiding furniture. It's all about how you go about walking around the house and maximing your powers to get to the next room. It requires a lot of thinking and strategy to avoid getting hit and figuring out which blocks to move at the least amount of time. Many spooky suprises and unexpected random events that would keep you interested and wanting for more.

Compatible NOKIA Phones for Monster House Game : 6670,7600,3100,6681,6100,6682,7200,6600,2650,6620,N-GAGE QD,3108,3250,6220,3650,7250,6260,6650,6680,5100,N72,6820,3660,3120,3230,NGage,3200,
N70,6108,3620,7210,7610,6170,7650,6630,3300,N91,6610,3600,6800.


4. LCG JUKEBOX by lonelycatgames
MP3 Player on the go. I think this is the best MP3 player software for cellphones. You can upload lyrics in the program and sing along with your favorite songs.
it comes with an equalizer and a user friendly interface that goes well with the great features of the player.


5. N70 TORCH
I like this one because there are times when you can't bring your usual flashlight and you need instant illumination. it is designed for Nokia N70 that allows the built-in camera flash to be used as flashlight. it also improves video capture at low light environment.

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